RT @jimmyfallon: BP’s CEO Tony Hayward could resign within the next two days. Yeah, two days. Of course, in BP time, that’s like six mon …

Road trip to D.C. begins in just a few hours. Driving with @brandyqs, and our 2 kids.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using “cracker,” “honky,” and “whitebread” as racial slurs. Instead, use them to make a carb-intensive, extre …

Watching this Dateline special on poor people. Who is paying the DirecTV bill on the tv in the background while they go hungry????

And now this woman on the Dateline poor special has pulled out her smokes. Live in filth, have human beings go hungry, but spend $ on cigs.